Oh I think I have mentioned Billy Bob before. The one about him and Lexi always getting it on. Well this is another post dedicated straight to my pupster. You see he really is a sweet dog. Sure he gets his share of ticks and fleas at times. All and all he is really good dog. He sleeps with me everynight. We share our ice cream, spaghettios, even that fresh morning brewed coffee.....Ahhh I can smell the aroma now...Oh wait thats my o sweet cup of orgasmic joe right here next to me...MMM.
Anywho back to Billy Bob....Sometimes he can be embaressing...Like when he is chasing Amish woman down the street, or yelling through the window at the big fat bald guy who tries his best. Even that running woman who he runs out and circles and growls for no reason, but she still manages to smile and call him a cutie pie. Oh thats Bill for you. He thinks he is bad to the bone...Like the other day there was a big vulture outside just walking my yard probably finding some mice or grasshoppers maybe even frogs for lunch. It was like today, a big fox came in my yard. You know and someone even owned this fox as a pet because he was wearing a collar. Unless that fox escaped the zoo but that is liek a long way to walk from here. Well so Bill saw this fox dog, and of course had to start in his bad ass instincts. "OWWWW OWWWW" Just like a howling wolf, until that fox trotted right back down my driveway down the road never to be seen again. Ohhh and the porcupines that dog thought he could take on, almost got his buddy porked in the face. TSK TSK. I won't even get into the wild goats, or the camels. Oh what a dog. But he is a really good best friend to the end!
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