No Twizzler Play

How many of you like twizzlers? Maybe you like the black icky licorice, or maybe the cherry pull-in peels. Maybe the little bites. Or maybe the chocolate flavors, or the fruity flavors. Either way, strawberry twizzlers are the best of them all. They are long, not very thick, but full of nummy yummy flavor. Take it from me, they can also be very dangerous. I have almost had my eye poked out with being in a fight with them. They do have very sharp edges. OWW. You know you don't want to walk around looking like a pirate for the rest of your life. Arrrr. They make good straws too. Just bite the two ends, stick it in your coffee like I do. Maybe even your liquor(psst, it will make it quicker;)). Anywho that is almost all I can say about twizzlers...One more thing....Too save yourself an embaressing moment from going to the hospital....Don't stick them where it's warm, wet, and moist, they might break off and get stuck...It isn't very fun...I know from Experience. Sadly.

1 Martini too many

So did you party a little too hard this New Years? Could you have loosened up that tight tush of yours, and had at least a few more drinks? Well I am here to tell you, I had a little too much. Four blenders full of martinis, yeah it was a bit much. Well you don't feel too good the next morning. This is what I am here to tell.
It all started at the mall two days before New Years Eve. When I insisted on going to Macy's to buy some nice drinking glasses. Well as we looked and looked. We found Marth Stewart did a fine job creating the set of 4 martini glasses we found for only $20. What a steal Martha, Thank you! Well anywho, we bought the glasses, and who do you think we ran into while in the mall? Good Ol' Huckleberry Jess. We decided to take her in and invite her back with us. So we headed off home.
Well, as we get home, we do boring things. Nothing interesting to speak of. Well New Years Eve came around the corner the next day. We decided to start out at 4:30. I made the first set of the lime martini in the blender. Before we knew it, we made the strawberry, then the pina coloda, then last strawberry. By time they were gone, I was gone also. The rest of the night was kind ofa blurr. I did find out I wanted to jump on every one's pogo stick the next day. Well I woke up and went to the store. Nick and I decided to go stop and get something to eat. We got taco wraps. Well when I got home, I went straight into the bathroom. Well my lunch ended up in the toilet. How the hell does chewed lettuce go back to being a full piece? It's kinda like when you eat corn, then you look and see that there are full pieces of corn in your chocolate raisens? Weird huh? Well that is really about it. Those martinis really kicked my ass, and I wished I would had kept a tight tush like all you other straight edged people. Good for you. Stay sober so you don't have to see $20 of yours in the toilet!