Drive-in Funny Games!

How many of you horny little teens like to go to the drive-in, and sit in your car and make out, and let your bf or gf fondle your body? I bet most of you. Well I was just at the drive-in last night. Unfortunatly, I did non of that monkey business as fun as it would had been. Jess, Nick, and I went and waited about an hour and a half early before the gates opened. We had a great deal of time to entertain ourselves. Oh we did. We did other funny business at the drivin. We parked behind the scary herse. We chatted it up about fleas and ticks, and many other things. That was when I decided to give birth to Baby Bickles. You see Baby Bickles is a big jar of cheeseballs. Well Baby Bickles decided to spill his balls all over Jessica's lap. Oh how she just loved those cheesy balls sprawled all over her lap. She took those balls, and pressed them to her lips, and thought to herself.."Mmmm these balls taste so good, I could lick them all night." After her little ball affair, we went on about killer leaves slitting everyone's necks. Then I asked Nick, if he was getting a cone dog later. Well if only we really knew what a cone dog would consist of? So after the excited laughter of Jessica and I, Nick decided to leave the car to go check out the spooky herse as we heard a dead body moving around in there. So as he went to go risk his life by a zombie for Jess and I. Jess decided to sniff my arm and told me I smelled amazing. I told her I didn't know what the pleasant smell could be? She told me it's probably the dish soap that you washed it with. Oh how we laughed in excitement after her little mistake, almost to the fact we thought we might have an orgasm if we didn't stop the laughing. So we only had only 30 minutes left to wait before the gates opened, when a car pulled up behind us. Nothing really excited happened. Then 20 minutes came before the gate was about to open, when an obnoxious 450 pound man came and pulled up in front of us. Oh how people in this world can piss me off. So we waited and finally got in to the gates and parked. We went inside to get food. I got a cheeseburger with fries. Nick got a cone dog. Well Jess got a Kabasi. It was a big fat Kabasi, just how she loves it. She could barely get her lips around it, it was so big. But she devoured that like a little fat kid would with a cake. So after wards, we watched the scary, scary movies. When the first one was over we got to see that big hotdog hop into that nice bun opening. Oh it was amazing. Mmmm. Well nothing interesting more. Then last movie came on when I had decided I better go give the potty a drink. So as I went into the stall, I accidently broke the toilet seat off the hindge..Oops. That was really about it. We went home to snuggle in our beds, because we were sleepy little bugs. But let me tell you, I did have fun even though I didn't get to have my pants down in the back seat with a tongue down my throat.

Bologna

What's your favorite lunch meat? Is it ham? Is it turkey? Maybe it's roast beef or even salami? Or how about bologna? Everyone loves bologna. That nice round slab of meat, you can just eat, eat, eat. You can put it on your bread, you can eat it by hand. You can roll it, then maybe try to smoke it. There are other ways to eat bologna. You can put it on garlic bread and bake it, until the smell from the oven makes you run to the bathroom, to make you throw up chunks you ate earlier that day. Or it could be a halloween costume, you could bite holes for eyes, your nose, and mouth. Then put the bologna on your face, go out into the world and yell "I'm bologna man! Come "n" get me all you bologna lovers!" Yum, Yum. That's the power of bologna!